So just as we are burying the remains of the jorts, Current/Elliot has once again popularized the cut off. For the price of $185, you too can look like this:
Now, I am all for new trends and retro looks (and my love for Current/Elliot remains true), but seriously these shorts look totally trashtastic. My vote is for: So Not Awesome! Keep 'em in the trailer parks ladies. This look is too Cortney Love terrible!
I don't care how expensive they start making these monstrosities, that does not make them any more covetable! Here are a few pair that I find much more wearable/possibly cute.
Perfect 'pal around' shorts, 7 For All Mankind rolled shorts
Lovin the J.Lewis inspired vibe of these Generra overall shorts
Super sweet Juicy Couture sailor shorts
As for men, here are some fashionably acceptable reasons to wear the jort:
Wait, I apologize, I could not find any.